Things people do or think but never talk about.
In a world where everyone is trying so hard to be cool and classy I find it necessary to remind everyone that at the end of the day we all secretly do things that are far from cool, not considered normal by society and usually cause judgement.
I do this even if its my friends, especially when its my family. Its a reflex and I cannot stop it.
But if you are ballsy enough to admit that you watch porn, you will see a bunch of shocked faces and receive “Oh my… EW” kind of reactions.
I do this. I just use Kleenex instead of my finger.
Evil life hack: Once you feel that your friend "totally remembers that scene", just ask them what's this book or movie are about and enjoy it, while they are trying to get out of this awkward situation.
Don't you just love it when your stalkers accidentally like your tagged picture from 2013, posted on a page of you mother's best friend?
Usually after this you go back home and have -1 follower on Instagram. OH WHAT A LOSS.
Apparently "unfollow" is the new "we are not friends anymore".