Fork in my eye. (What not to wear)

11:10 PM Daniela Skeyki 38 Comments
















Street style, street style, street style.

There are three types of people on the street:

1. Oh, this outfit is really awesome. (Very rare)
2. Meh / Nah (Majority)
3. Fork in my eye. ASAP. (Wish they didn't exist)

I decided that we are all fed up looking at pretty outfits and fashionable people all over various blogs and sometimes we just need to have a good laugh. Therefore here comes the first post of "Fork in my eye" section aka WHAT NOT TO WEAR. 

(I may get a fame of a "Perez Hilton vol 2" for this, but honestly, who cares?)

So lets get started... For first two "looks" click "READ MORE"






(We called this "I am dating some cheap DJ" look. But seriously, the girl is like in her late 20's...)



Varnished "wanna be a crocodile" purse, shirt ripped probably by one of her cats at home and 5 cm heels. Honestly, I preach that if a girl wants to wear heels they have to be  more than 13 cm's at least.



And if you were eating while going through this post, I am sorry. If you are a guy, I am sorry even more.

38 comments:

  1. Haha that is a great post! Thanks for your nice comment on my blog!
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  2. Nice post! I follow you with GFC and Bloglovin! XX

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  3. Omg, so bad.
    I love this type of post so I'm waiting for more (:
    * I'm following your blog because it's amazing

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  4. Vim convidar-te a participares (e a partilhares, se quiseres, para ganhares entradas extra) o concurso que estou a fazer no meu blogue em parceria com a FIRMOO (não é preciso facebook). Deixo-te aqui o link: http://diz-me-ao-que-queres-jogar.blogspot.pt/2013/06/quem-quer-ganhar-uns-oculos-oculos-de.html
    :)

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  5. Hahaha!!! Geat post very funny!!!
    But actually they dont hurt that much my eyes... ;)
    i like ur blog, really good job!!
    Keep it up!!!

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  6. Great post
    Would you like to follow each other,let me know :)

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  7. Haha! I love this post! These looks are heinous and I have no idea what people think when they leave the house like this! THanks for stopping by and leaving your nice comment today! I'm happy to be a new follower of yours! Hope you will stop back and visit me again soon! xx Pip

    Easy Outfits by Pip

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  8. Original post.... very funny!!!!!
    kisses

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  9. So nice. Dear i follow your blog. :)
    Gabi :))) gabisade.blogspot.com

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  10. LOVE THIS POST! Soo cool, I am about to follow you. Maybe you could head over to my blog and follow me too? PS- Love the design of you blog!
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  11. great post!!! ;) and great blog!
    kisses pretty
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  12. Nice blog! I am a new follower and I would be very glad if you would follow me back, ok? :)

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  13. hahaha great unique post!
    will def follow!
    xx
    daniella
    simplybeautifulelegant.blogspot.com

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  14. Hi:) thank you for your comment:) Original post...:)
    And why not...you have a new follower;)
    Kisses from Germany- Anna:)
    P.S
    What about you? Did you liked my blog?:))

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  15. Wow, so cool! :)

    I like your blog, would you like to follow each other? :)

    memoiresdecouture

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  16. Great post!!!

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  17. Haha...Great post! Follow you now!
    <3

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  18. Fab post! Love your blog darling

    SSSx

    www.stylestreetstalker.com

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  19. Thank you for your comment :) I like your blog and Im following you now :) I hope you could stay in touch =^.^=
    tanyaminxy.blogspot.com

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  20. Pretty this post!!



    Have a nice day!
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    Thanks! and we hope that you like it :)

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  22. Like this post,nice!
    Nicky
    www.mywishstyle.com

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  23. such a funny post ! Nice blog aswell :)
    xx

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  24. thank you for sweet comment, i'm already followed you :)

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  25. hey! thank you so much for your comment!
    I'm following via GFC and Bloglovin!
    Hope you'll follow me back!
    muah*
    mariana

    http://asouthbreeze.blogspot.pt/

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  26. oh my goshhh... i cant even... lol

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  27. oh goodness, i feel so bad for laughing. *terrible

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  28. Oh my, I suddenly got scared. I'm guilty of wearing striking neon colors sometimes. :| hope my looks won't be forks in your eyes. Haha!
    Do you want us to follow each other? Let me know!

    xx, Mela
    www.wearismela.com

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  29. Hahahaa great post !
    xx

    _Alba_

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  30. haha great post! Thank you for visiting mu blog and leaving nice comment. I followed you on Bloglovin, I hope you can do the same. Best wishes =^.^=
    tanyaminxy.blogspot.com

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  31. one of the most unique post ever!~ Haha! Love your blog hope you visit mine!~

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  32. Very beautiful outfits ;)



    I follow you beautiful blog. I hope you will follow me back and I will wait for you in my blog www.gabusiek.blogspot.com

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  33. hahahaha why not...
    I'm waiting for the other ones then...

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  34. I like your critical eye!

    I have a personal fav to ask, check out my blog, and with that same critical eye tell me what u think.

    Your post is great.
    I will be coming back for sure :)

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  35. what an interesting post!! we love the names you have given to the 3 types!

    http://mkstyleramblings.blogspot.com.au/

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  36. hahahahah funny post I wouldn't wear neither x
    M

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